I've been writing for, like, 8 years, and I still don't know what I'm doing. https://ko-fi.com/perfectlyinsane

Howdy, I’m Burt.

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Hi.

On the Sliding Scale Of Cynicism Vs. Idealism, I like to think of myself as being idyllically cynical. (Patreon, Ko-Fi.)

Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

Selling out has never felt so dirty.

Specialties include comedy, robots, and precision strikes to your feelings. Hobbies include hat and watch collecting. May contain alcohol.

All my favorite colors, my sisters and my brothers... Hate the sig? Report me. Bullies get ignored, no exceptions. You know who you are.

Just a simple fan of MLP trying to enjoy the works of others and making some of my own.

Virtually invisible to PaulAsaran

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!

If I ever write things with Zecora I WILL make her rhyme even if it kills me.

Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't

Just a hobbyist writer with aspirations of making a career in it.

Too much to write; too little time

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

Dedicated to hand-made quality reminiscent of old-world charm. Specialization in anatomically correct fillies/mares having fun with human males. Thank you for reading and commenting.

This is fiction. But it is based...

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Teenager, brony, special effects designer.

Just an artist here, but sometimes I write about pony plots.

As of October 25th, 2022, I've retired from Fimfiction. I'll miss you.

Half the time I don't even know how I do what I seem to do so well. I try not to think too hard on it, for fear of breaking myself in the process.