Reality is relative, logic is a lie, and God prefers Thinmints over Tagalongs.

Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius, and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.

We are one, we are many. We are, Xenomorphs!

Just a fan of fun stories, looking to enjoy them, and when I can finally grab enough time for myself write them once more!

Bwhahaha! no I dont want you to die! I want to show you my fan fiction!

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WHAT IS A PONY? NOTHING BUT MISERABLE PILE OF FRIENDSHIPS! BUT ENOUGH TALK HAVE AT YOU!

Just here to do what i do best....read :)

Bow-ties are cool.

Quick brain! We need to come up with something to put in this short bio box! Any ideas? No? Well... how about now? Auuuugh! That's it? A Charlie Brown scream? Oh come on! You can do better than that!-

A crazy motherfucker for sure.