Pinkie Pie has always been random, but when she shows up to Twilight's library with a straight-cut mane, Spike is immediately worried that some tragedy has caused her to enter into a depression.

Sometimes a girl is more than the fur on her head.

Inspired by the cover art of Darth Franny.

Now edited and proof-read with the help of PrettyPartyPony.

Have you ever been forced into a position to be something you're not? I'm Walter Krimm, a closet brony during a time when keeping such a fact under wraps is quite difficult. Why? Because bronies all over the world are being turned into characters from the show. Now I'm stuck in the body of perhaps the most arrogant and boastful mare of them all: Trixie Lulamoon.

It took all my willpower not to type this in the third person.

A part of the PonyEarthVerse Writer's Collab.

Cover art by Chocolatechilla, used with the permission of _Kenzu_