How did good people, my parents, give birth to a bastard like me? The World is full of mystery.

KFP-Empleado.

TwiPie Forever! Bi Barista. Gay Horse. Femcolt Artist.

My name is Shadow

Scoootalooooooo

Now with 71% more grammatical errors!

Just your average Janegirl/Girly male who loves writing about Girly things and randomness

I am a Scotsman who writes stories, not all of which are of the self-insert variety. Books are available again; check my userpage for details.

Rarity cosplayer, writer, and all-around amateur

Kill me.

Hiya everybody, I'm some gamer chick that reads a lot and is extremely inconsistent about when I sign on and off of this website, message me if you want a proofread of something and I'll do it maybe

I'm a brony and a Pinkie Pie fan but I like all of the mane six, as well as Spike. I hope to provide some entertaining and interesting fanfics for the Brony community.

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"Do you want to screw or is returning what I think might be a show of interest going to turn into a sexual harassment lawsuit?"