If I had a cent for every headdesk... I'd still be poor.

I write the occasional pony story. What else could possibly matter?

There is beauty in the way of things.

I'm the creator and lead developer of Fimfiction

Stories about: Feelings too complicated to describe, ponies

I'm

Writer of fics large and small

Machine-God be praised. Also, call me "Mago-Five" and I'll forcefully shove a chainblade mechadendrite up your rectum. I mean it. Don't do it.

I do things occasionally.

The man without a plan.

<- this horse is gay and there's nothing you can do about it

Honestly I have no idea what to say here. Chat with me if you want to get to know me. I don't bite. Skype is co.al.fire, Discord C.A.Lovett #0142

An enigma as vexing as life itself.

Feel free to contact me about whatever.

Patreon | Ko-fi are available for subscriptions/donations! Helping pay my bills helps me write more!

"Descriptive but creatively shallow and morally bankrupt."

For the winds of kovator beeya!

Why do I write? Because I can't draw! I write mainly as an outlet, and don't take it too seriously. If you like what I write, awesome! If not, that's cool too.

Like what I do? Leave a comment! All writers love comments!

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

How did you find your way here? Nobody here but us ghosts.

For Love and Justice.

Come what may and test what will, I always find peace in some form of writing. Be it famous, hidden, or simply my own, it is and forever will be a sanctuary.

The last time I was in an orgy, three people died. It was a good day for me.

[center]Bye guys[/center]

"The road ahead is not easy, but neither is it impossible to travel. Run, Twilight Sparkle. Run."- Wolokai KuRR

The one German who is lazy for real.

This account is no longer in use. I'm leaving it up so people can read my stuff. If you need to contact me, send an email to dawnfade@gmail.com

Lecturer by day, pony word peddler by night.

"I used to like reading, but then CookieMonstar wrote a story and now I'm blind. Thanks, you horrible prick." - Someone somewhere, I'm sure.

Just a fan of the show. Wouldn't call myself a brony, but I like it enough to write about it.

Not the milk.

“If the youth are not initiated into the tribe, they will burn down the village, just to feel its warmth.” — African proverb

Brony

space is a waste

A fan-fiction author and game programmer that lives in Glendale, CA.

Hey! I have a podcast about Gundams and stuff!

Also known as "TtheWriter" on youtube, if you're into Dungeons and Dragons stuff. :3

Teacher, short story writer and VNovel storyboard leader. Please forgive any faulty grammar you may find in my page/stories/blogs; English is my third language and I'm still struggling to master it.

DeiStar