To my mounting, utter dread, Trump has not only basically won, but the Republican Party also managed to seize both the Senate and the House. So the Republicans are now basically in control of our entire government. LGBTs, Latinos, Muslims, pro-choicers, and pretty much everyone under the sun who ain't a rich white male can kiss everything they value, rights and dignities, good-fucking-bye.

I'm on fucking pins and needles here, watching this thing progress. There is a very real possibility that Trump could win, and I legit fear for the safety of the world if that warmongering failure of a businessman gains the Oval Office.

On another note, the song is still being worked on. I can't say when it will be done, but progress is (finally) being made.

So yeah, I'm heading back to the farm tomorrow. Which of course means no more internet.

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Sooooooo....

Been a while, hasn't it, guys?

Well, I'm back at my parents' house for a few weeks, which means (relatively) steady internet. So you're all probably wondering now, "where the fk is Episode 2 of EWM Season 3?!"

Well, I'll tell you: it's actually already done, as is Episode 3. The only problem is that something needs to happen before I can submit the chapter. Something extremely important.

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I'm gonna be going dark again here real soon, and I will not likely be able to update before then.

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Ladies and mentlegen,

I am here to report that I have seen Crusaders of the Lost Mark.

I am also here to report that I genuinely feel like a piece of shit for my kneejerk thoughts about Diamond Tiara and taking my frustrations out on her in EWM. Because now, we know without a doubt that she never deserved that kind of treatment. My regret for running her through the ringer now stems from more than just backlash from concerned readers.

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Hey, I don't have much time to chat, but I had enough time to upload my newest chapters of EWM to my FanFiction account, where I am also called Lord Siravant. If you wish to see all that has transpired since my absence, go there. Unfortunately it'll be a while still before I have regular internet, so don't giddily pronounce that I've returned when I haven't.

So, see you someday, my wonderful fans, my beautiful friends.

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Well, I think it's about time I said this.

On May 9th, I'm going to be moving to my parents' farm for the next 21 months. And when I do, I will have no internet until further notice. Which means that I will not be online to update anything anytime soon. I may be able to get one last chapter out before then, but afterwards, it'll be goodbye for a while, I guess.

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I realize now that many of you are probably not aware of this, but you definitely should be.

Someone has taken upon themselves the monumental task of converting EWM into a manga series. Give this girl a like and a fave!

Pootispenser Here

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Okay, so someone pointed out that I didn't include the Sunnytown ponies in the most recent chapter, so I have fixed that. Also, I'm here to report that the next episode is about 2/3 of the way done, and is already over 6000 words. Should be up sometime this week.

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