Admirer of Sunset Shimmer and Adagio Dazzle

I'm a 28 year old Texas brony, who enjoys meeting new people here on Fimfiction.

A pony with too much time on his hooves and too much plot to work with, in more ways than one. Porn Pope (TM). Also on FA!

I write stories about the sexual experiences of small, multicolored equines. That's literally my contribution to the world.

I'm posting some of my stories from the /fb/ general on /mlp/ and I'll be writing some other stuff from time to time.

Brony for life

Q(^_^Q). The friendliest misanthrope you'll ever meet.

Dedicated to hand-made quality reminiscent of old-world charm. Specialization in anatomically correct fillies/mares having fun with human males. Thank you for reading and commenting.

Fimfiction's sexiest robot, how do you do?

TittySparkles is pretty based, writes great porn that I can rub one off to on a weekly basis, and she has no problem telling societies leftie rejects to fuck off. - Anonymous

"Sometimes the world doesn't need another hero... Sometimes what it needs is a monster." - Count Dracula

An American who doesn't go to cons. Follow me on my Tumblr and on Fanfiction.net.

Mostly harmless.

pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here

Always be nice to other people. They outnumber you eight billion to one.

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

I write second-person sensual fiction featuring you and your favourite ponies. If there's anything you'd like to know, just ask, I'm always happy to answer questions!

Yep.