The Surprise is in the Pickle.

I am Aere Crimson-Mane. I design and create things for my living. I own a workshop with my brother and together we design and build phenomenal pieces of machinery and art.

...As if I am expected to write an acceptable biography about myself with only a mere 200 characters? Don't be ridiculous!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oy-mb1EBKRs

Name: Jordan

Veteran Lurker and Silent NPC. Basically shrubbery but I don't go away if you ignore me unlike plants.

loves to read and loves mlpfim male 27 No longer depressed.

I am Koudou!

We are one, we are many. We are, Xenomorphs!