Spiral really has no idea what they're doing and they hope you like what you're reading.

I don't want to give out information here... Because obviously you're all going to use it against me. It's alright, I live in a cardboard box and I move it around a lot, so you'll never be able to.

The man without a plan.

This statement is false.

CvBrony here, you can call me Cv ("cee vee"). My wife poked me hard enough to try the show, and a bit later, here I am. Now with Patreon!

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Tired always.

I'm just a simple humorist, cartoonist, philanthropist, kinda-pissed, animator. And my love of cartoons stretches all the way to ponies. Expect PUNS.

Some dork who writes horse romance. What more do you want from me?

There and back again.

[center]Bye guys[/center]

Working on new stuff always, I'll be back before you know it.

Um.... I like writing stuff?

brony, rapper thats it

Small. Fuzzy. Irate.

Into many types of stories, though I'll admit, the most prevalent and enjoyable are vore and micro/macro situations. Founder of the group: Ponies, Big and Small

"Who is more to be pitied, a writer bound and gagged by policemen or one living in perfect freedom who has nothing more to say?" - Kurt Vonnegut

"Comfortable and evocative." --Poptartttt

I like stuff. I dislike other stuff. I frequently dislike stuff other people like, and vice-versa. I'm not a troll; I'm a contrarian. I also write stuff, sometimes. It's not very good.

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

Story teller at heart. I like to examine the unusual. I spend too much time being 'reasonable'. I write to play, and hope others enjoy the results.

I just hope to entertain people with my fancy horse words. I always appreciate criticism.

A fan-fiction author and game programmer that lives in Glendale, CA.

The last time I was in an orgy, three people died. It was a good day for me.