I don't know what you're talking about, I've always looked like this.

God, I'm so sorry.

I proved my namesake in a duel of honour. The crayon never stood a chance.

Account Retired

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

Its either this or star in porn. You all know whats worse.

Just some random guy. [Retired]

Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't

I am the Myth, both mysterious and unique....

Just an old school hybrid spaceship/pony writing some stories.

A somewhat well known author, who is also well known for his inconsistent upload schedule. (My Patreon!)

My friends call me Spectra! Everyone else says "Ah, how did this horse get in here!?"