Author and dramatic reader from YouTube. All your pony are belong to us.

I write things very sparingly.

Being against evil doesn't make you good.

Professor of Antiquities at Pallomare University and a consulting editor at Polo House, Inc. Publishing. (Semi-retired). Occasionally goes by the pen name 'Dragontrapper'

8000 soldiers!

An artist that one day hopes to be a sub par writer.

Profile of Retired Writer, Lapis-Lazuli, and his editor, Stitch / Inky. Thanks for the memories, FiMFiction.

pony — po·ny — [poh-nee]

Every time you read one of my stories, an orphan is allowed to be happy. Do it for the orphans.

Horrifically Fun

Sometimes I wrestle with my demons. Other times we just cuddle.

King nigger lord of the watermelon, duke of the chicken realm, high almoner of the grape cool aid of the Nile, has no tolerance for white people.

The pen is mightier than the sword if the sword is very short and the pen is very sharp.

Moved on.

"You think you know me..."

Just here to put out my stories. Hopefully y'all will like 'em!!

I'm just a simple, southern man that loves ponies, Star Wars, ridiculousness, and adorable things. I'm also an ex-Navy nuclear machinists mate, and life long martial artist.

"I am the Aloof Hermit, the Lord of the Empty Seat. I am the Alpha and the Omega"

My Spirit Pony is Fluffle Puff and/or Pinkie Pie - Randomand Unending Love.... just dont take my Tacos..... Oooh, a floaty!!

Hi. I'm just some guy, you know.

BACK FROM THE DEAD!

O, hai.

I've moved on from Fimfiction. New works on AO3!

It's fanfiction all the way down.

♫ Do you want to build an airship? ♫

I want this account erased entirely.