I fooled you. I fooled you. I got horse stories. I got horse stories. I got all horse stories.

time to get off this furry boat

"Fluff" in the same way what collects under the sofa is fluff.

I just write whatever pops in my head.

I tend to focus on love and relationships, and what ponies would think of experiencing such a thing with a human. Throw money at me here https://www.patreon.com/captainanonymous

Retired writer and graphic artist.

Humans... Humans everywhere

You can't see tomorrow through teary eyes, friend.

(This user is now Inactive) - Love, Flutterpriest and Petrichord

"Friendship" is a magical-class noun.

Original Works. It was a good run.

Weird Story Man

I do nothing of merit. On occasion, I give the impression of being creative, but this is a deception. I am merely derivative in clever ways.

Wait do I put something smart or stupid here?

Tired always.

Forget not that I am a derp.

"Burninating the countryside... burninating the peasants... burninating all the peoples... and their thatched-roof COTTAGES! THATCHED-ROOF COTTAGES!! And the Trogdor comes in the NIIIIGHT!!!"

Part time writer, full time ded

I write for 4chan and now I'm writing here. Joy.

Proverbs 17:17 || DM me over staff related issues.

Abuse my love a thousand times, However hard I try, Heartbreaker; your time has come, Can't take your evil way ♫♫♫

I shall deconstruct, make fun, and parody everything in existence. And whether you like it or not, I don't care.

Fandom veteran, journalist, sixteen-time EqD published author. I hope you have a lovely day! Come visit my official website at www.williamantonelli.com

wtf are u doin here, get off my board normies reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

reconstructing the deconstruction

I write stuff for anon, and some stuff on my own time.

Sometimes I write stories.

I tried my hand at writing in the winter of '13 and discovered a life-long passion.

"I haven't seen a bigger waste of talent since Dan Marino." -Lucky Seven; Want to support me?

silver medalist in the retard olympics ♪~ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ

I am inevitable. I am... destiny. I am Smooze and I hunger.

Fan fiction. The final frontier.

This is fiction. But it is based...

Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

Time to pump up the beat.

Gamer, devout Gaben worshiper, hellbent on writing some of the worst stories on Fimfiction. Yep, that describes me well...

If you happen to cry, I will be there. If you happen to smile, will you do the same for me?

Just a 20-something-odd guy from Iowa

Klaatu barada nikto =^.^=

with direct eyes, to death's other kingdom

I'm an otaku/gamer who loves Equestria Girls, crossovers, and Equestria Girls crossovers. And Rainbow Dash.

The purpose of a story is that it's a story. It can be more, but it can never be less.

"No matter how many friends you do lose...you can always make more." - Michael J. Caboose