Thanks, but please don't send me cash "tips." Instead, support this charity: The Fletcher Street Urban Riding Club.

loves tiaras.

Hey! I have a podcast about Gundams and stuff!

I am not a person, but I play one on TV.

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All my things are horse things!

I`m Russian, I`m female, I`m blunter then a bag of hammers and I write pony staff occassionally. That`s about it.

A low-key horse dork who likes making horsewords not about horses. Apologies in advance for the terribly irregular updates.

This is a superfluous feature and you should feel superfluous.

I love psychology and writing. I tend to write origional/experimental stories. I am the head of the School for New Writers and the EFNW writing track. My new favorite quote is "Why so ˈsir-ē-əs?"

My name was Razorbeam, and I am retired. (From Fanfiction)

Blog author for Equestria Daily and writer of fiction that may or may not include marshmallow ponies.

I am a guy, and that's about all there is to me.

How did you find your way here? Nobody here but us ghosts.

Master of certain tangible things, writer, mandalorian. Commission Info

Hope you laughed or learned something.

Ah, the mighty bio box. So we meet again. You will rue the day you dared show your blank canvas around these parts! I will--wait, what do you mean you're already exhausted? Don't you dare run out of--

I used to be relevant!

Try not to take me too seriously. I am an idiot with a shitty sense of humour.

Stories about ponies are stories about people.

Writes unusual horse words. Sometimes.

The proprietor of the series known as 'Sweet Special-Nothings'. Well known for the story Hop, Skip, and a Jump! And First Date. Also wrote the Conversion Bureau tale, A Mare's Tail.

It's true, you know. In space, no one can hear you scream like a little girl.

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