This is my contribution to all the witty and unique descriptions that everyone aside from me seemingly has on this damned site. You're welcome.
"Descriptive but creatively shallow and morally bankrupt."
An entity of what does the wordsgood with ponies. Tip Jar!
"I used to like reading, but then CookieMonstar wrote a story and now I'm blind. Thanks, you horrible prick." - Someone somewhere, I'm sure.
"The road ahead is not easy, but neither is it impossible to travel. Run, Twilight Sparkle. Run."- Wolokai KuRR
It's true, you know. In space, no one can hear you scream like a little girl.
If a tire was on fire during a blizzard, would you stay close to it and keep warm, or run from the awful smell?
Hey, Bait here. I used to write ponyfiction when not procrastinating. Now I write completed stuff by not procrastinating. Thanks for giving me a place to start out FIMFiction
I am the Storm Scribe. Let my words thunder across all creation! Let my imagination rain down and bring life to new worlds and adventures. Above all else, may you enjoy what meager gifts I bring...