Right now, among other things, I'm working on a Fleur story. It's going all well and good, and I'm getting ready to finish editing the third chapter so I can start a fourth, but there's a problem. See, Fleur is a Prench mare, because of that she uses French words when she talks. Your boy doesn't know french, not even a little bit. So, instead of getting everything wrong in google docs and getting screamed at by frenchmen and women, I figured that I'd ask to see if any french speakers would be

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Hey, I'm not dead. I should have a new story out in a couple of hours. A multi chapter Celestia clop story. If you're interested in something like that get excited. I guess

Hey guys, just encase you want to bother me while I'm at the con I'll be the ass hole wearing a suns out guns out muscle shirt. I promise I won't be that hard to find.

Yeah, I'm going to be making the Train ride down to ol' Baltimore this year to go to the Con this year since I've always wanted to go to one. I'll probably be the short brown haired kid wearing a wife beater, so if you happened to be down there and you see my ass come over and say hi, or tell me my stories are shitty or offer to buy me a beer or something, I'm not picky

This one's a long one but just stay with me here...

>Be the author, BP (Before Pony)
>Fresh out of high school, a lad of 18 who lived in a suburb in north west Pennsylvania.
>5'5, 200 pounds of mostly fat.
>A shy young man that didn't really have that many friends. No job, no car, had family that poked fun at his weight, and was secretly depressed, though he refused to acknowledge it.

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After a little bit of thought, and seeing that I needed to take a little break from it, I decided to put How to Court Alicorns on hiatus for a month or two.

I'll get it edited and all sparkly and pretty and I want to do a really neat fic that's been bugging me for weeks so I don't break my balls.

I'll get a few extra chapters of HTCA, start my neat fic (It'll have sick airship pirates if you care), and get everything situated, then I'll get back to it.

When giants become small

A story that I wrote at like two in the morning. I honestly don't remember what's in it, but ya'll should go take a look at it, at least to take the piss out of me

When people get past 800, they usually do a question thingy, they thank all of the people, blah, blah, blah.

Well, since I'm a sucker for pure-pressure, I guess that's what I'm gonna do.

Thanks guys, for liking these stories of mine, even though I type too fast, there's errors in my stories, and I almost never reply to comments, all of these follows make me grin a little.

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Since I stopped at a perfect stopping point for What is love, it's time to hunker down and start a sequel. It'll go into what Cadence and Ares will have to deal with when they tell everyone about their feelings.

Will contain:

'Evil' Canterlot nobles

Seducing Luna.

Batponies.

Crystal ponies.

The feels

And much, much more!

...And some of you guys thought I was gonna stop...

All I need is to get some more editors... Look for it in two of three weeks.

After a lot of deliberation(*snort* me using big boy words), and looking over the new chapter, I decided to...

Not put in a clop scene in the final ch.

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