i have cancer

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I... Am... Guy that doesn't have enough time to write anymore... For now.

Fruity dairy confectioner and programmer for the Equestrian Government.

I enjoy memes and hating myself to the point where people in my vicinity get concerned.

I hav Autismᴴᴰ ヽ༼°ل͜°༽ﾉ

I'm a better editor than a writer...

Seeing as I have done nothing productive this will account will occasionally be used for nothing interesting.

I'm that one guy. You know, with the things.

Thanks, but please don't send me cash "tips." Instead, support this charity: The Fletcher Street Urban Riding Club.

Aspiring to live under a bridge, but the man keeps holding me down.

A Pasty Plebeian Pencil Pusher

"How the fuck do I put text here?" -Me

• I'm one book short of a trashy paperback trilogy, written entirely in crayon. "Dense and vague, yet unimaginably interesting." - Regidar.

irresistible

A Brony of non-US origin (pause for gasps of horror),thus I spell things slightly differently. Well, not 'things', specifically, but words like surprise, colour and centre. You weird people.

An American who doesn't go to cons. Follow me on my Tumblr and on Fanfiction.net.

A groovy mystery, gang.

I type stories using my hands

I swear every time I blink this site has fifteen new features. Six months isn't /that/ long a time to blink, is it?