Heyo. I'm the alt of a writer you may know. I write super weird shit here. Ratings off because Celestia forbid any of this gets featured. This account will only post, not follow or rate.

"The soul becomes dyed with the color of its thoughts." ~ Marcus Aurelius

I shall Butcher your dreams

I am a brony. I like warhammer. I play vidya games. I read frequently. Guess what? I also hate talking about myself.

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

Meet your maker, Limit Breaker!

What is a pony? A fabulous little pile of secrets. But enough talk...

Fear my Linguistic Might! For I am Graglithan!

Eclectic observer of the odd, and the esoteric.

I thought you said weast...

I spent a good amount of time thinking of a witty comment for my bio, this is what I came up with.

Just because you're breathing, doesn't mean that you're alive. Just because you're human, doesn't mean you have to die. ~ Vincent Bennett

Just a pony being fabulous. Writer of vignettes, clop, experiments, a great deal of trash and the occasional gem

Absentee fanfic-author. Formerly known as donald trump card, a celebrity pun that was maybe funny in 2012 but HAS NOT AGED WELL.

Can I speak to the manager?

The writing account of Deus Ex Equus.

"1/4 hipster, 3/4 kawaii"

This is an Art Account Now, PM Me if You Have Any Requests: See Rules to Requests Below...

Oh? You're approaching my userpage? Instead of reading away, you're reading closer to me?

Clop is proof that God wants us to be happy.

Satisfies Values Through Friendship and Ponies.

"You think you know me..."

Writer of long, character-driven smut of astounding filthiness, lesbian mind-control a speciality. Short-Fic Commission Slots Now Closed

All hail, Twilight Sparkle.

Later

A Little Nonsense Now And Then Is Relished By The Wisest Men.

time to get off this furry boat

God, I'm so sorry.

Write stories. Acquire followers and moderate horsefame.

We grow 'em big!

Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't

My Smut account... won't tell from whose account though :3

Just an artist here, but sometimes I write about pony plots.

Snitches be snitchin, bitches be bitchin, snitches in stitches, bitches in ditches

“I've no truck with snobbery at all. To me they're all the same: literature, porno, dog racing.” - Dean Learner

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

It's been far too long my dear guest. I will be your humble host for tonight's... arrangements. I hope to serve you to the best of my... abilities.

Specimen of Maximum Nerd.

Greetings, my name is Garnet Shield and I have returned from the pit of college to express myself once again through magical, colored, horses.

Student trying to sharpen my writing skills

Another one bites the dust.

If you're looking for something dirty and thrilling, then welcome to my library~

Engineer, Brony, Aspiring Author. Not necessarily in that order.

Enjoy-er of comedy, liker of Human X Pony (and Human X Anthro), and lover of the most heinous of all fetishes: mutual enjoyment of consent sex!