A real lady killer.

Just someone that writes stories. Have a nice day :)

Horrifically Fun

A fan-fiction author and game programmer that lives in Glendale, CA.

none of your bizness! ^_^

I'm just an humble (wanna-be) MLP fanfic author and fanartist. I also love drawing fancomics and worshipping Applejack (as well as Rainbow Dash and Daring Do. In that order).

Goatmeal (previously "warlord487") is an editor, and is open to help YOU with your stories! (See user page for details.) TwiDash is his OTP. He is me.

As of 30/11/14 this account is no longer used. Regeneration. Delete everything, start again.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

space is a waste

Just an old school hybrid spaceship/pony writing some stories.

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

A female brony with a love for FlutterDash and a passion for writing.

Amateur writer, professional slacker.

All my favorite colors, my sisters and my brothers... Hate the sig? Report me. Bullies get ignored, no exceptions. You know who you are.

I HAVE SWEATY BOOT RASH

Let's see what we got here.... OJ, Soda Pop, Purple Stuff, Sunny D.... *BOP* Coulda had a V8!

It's like going through shit hoping to find a nugget. A gold nugget.

I sometimes write but mostly edit. I'm also a PR for The Royal Guard.

I work. I read. I work. I sleep. I work. I party. I work. I have sex. I work. I eat. I work. I lose my mind. I make no effort to find it and probably never will. Bananas.

"There is no feeling quite as thrilling as the feeling of overcoming life's greatest challenges."

No longer derelict! Have fun trying to get a hold of me, though.

Recently back from the dead; I conquered all of Hell.

"I'm not afraid of dying. I just don't want to be there when it happens." —Woody Allen

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

Action and darkness. Those are my specialties

*SPOILERS* ;)