Hi.

A Day in the Life

Selling out has never felt so dirty.

We’ve got dents and we’ve got quirks, but it’s our flaws that make us work.

Just trying to write and keep my head above the ground.

Technical Writer from the U.S.A.'s Deep South. Writes horsewords and reviews. New reviews posted every other Thursday! Writing Motto: "Go Big or Go Home!"

This is an alt account for posting smut but all I will say is that I am a carbon based intelligent organism of earthly origin, made mostly of water.

Necessity is the mother of my motivation. Don't ask who the father is.

I. AM. INSPIRED!

Aspiring writer, self-proclaimed hardcore gamer, adept of human psychology. Does not consider excessive pride for a vice.

Having fun by taking silly cartoon ponies way too seriously.

Just a hobbyist writer with aspirations of making a career in it.

By windward strides and holy ghosts, what rests beside the barren coasts?

And then there's this asshole.

Be sure to leave me a comment if you enjoyed something I did. I live for them. Like what I do? Consider becoming a Patron!

hell yea fimfic dis writer go hard as hell i write huge stories team luna all day and week month year and century i love big stories Ｐ Ｏ Ｎ Ｅ Ｓ Ｑ Ｕ Ａ Ｄ

Guess whose back?!

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A smut-peddling armchair general with a love for writing and ponies.

Fanfiction authors are peculiar creatures who require food, water, shelter, and comments to survive. Please help support your local starving author. Together, we can make a difference.

On the Sliding Scale Of Cynicism Vs. Idealism, I like to think of myself as being idyllically cynical. (Patreon, Ko-Fi.)

BACK FROM THE DEAD!

"A cheeky idiot tweedling around the moors." ~ Aragon || Avatar by Aragon and Mousse

The strangest and maddest of myths, are often merely symbols or allegories based upon truth.- H. P. Lovecraft

Somedays, I sit, looking at the stars. I muse and wonder. I meditate and reflect. And I find the miracle in a new day of life. Especially since I swallowed so much glass the day before.

Slip into a world where the air I breathe is mine, nothing to overwhelm me and nothing to cloud my mind, come with me into it and you know what you will find, time doesn't exist here~

Excited to finally have a FIMfiction account! Will post my stuff here now.

Commissions are open, feel free to DM. Also maybe donate to my Ko-Fi https://ko-fi.com/thewraithwriter

Everyone is the hero of their own story.

I'm just full of bad ideas*. *By "bad ideas", I mean stories that are pony porn. Just clarifying.

I'm the creator and lead developer of Fimfiction

I'm the pony of your dreams... Your hot, sweaty, fitful, Rarity & ice-cream dreams.

okay now kiss!

Out at sea, rockin' steam dreams and pilot valves... Deuces.

Writer of fics large and small

pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here