A long shlong time ago in a phallacy, far far away, you freaking nerds made me type out this bio to enter your goofy website.

I'm just a simple, southern man that loves ponies, Star Wars, ridiculousness, and adorable things. I'm also an ex-Navy nuclear machinists mate, and life long martial artist.

Like a dragon, most of my time is spent hibernating, then pure terror. Also horse words.