I have Rainbow Dash's head. Give me monies or you'll never see it again. Except in the photos I send you of me molesting it with my futa parts.

I also have a SubscribeStar, because Patreon nuked me. Lesson? Do not trust Patreon.

I appreciate all critic. Don't be shy to review! I would also take into consideration ALL your suggestions.

Trees, birds, bees.

Everytime you hit the like button on a story, Lumina smiles.

Also known as "TtheWriter" on youtube, if you're into Dungeons and Dragons stuff. :3

See Ya

Hello! I am Ceehoff, and as you see, I'm the author of "Equestria's First Human". Welcome to my FimFiction page! Here, you can read the other stories I have written other than EFH. Enjoy your stay!

Just an aspiring writer. Not really anything special.

How did you find your way here? Nobody here but us ghosts.

Doing it wrong everyday.

VERILY MY GOOD SIRS!

I'm twenty-one year old asshole with grammar skill of a brain dead monkey....Lets be friends.

Just you average working Brony. I like to write sometime.

Pony smut author known for his love of fillies, futa, and Nightmare Moon and his deep-seated hatred for all males.

I type stories using my hands

I'm just a common sixteen year old guy with hopes and dream like everybody else, which are becoming a snowboarder, playing the bass, and attaching to my spiritual life as a minister.

Let's try again.