"You think you know me..."

I'm nothing special, but I am trying.

The magic comedy hoers.

Mainly an editor. Currently working for Rakni.

Leave a message at the tone.

Author and dramatic reader from YouTube. All your pony are belong to us.

If a Slenderman falls in the forest, does anyone care?

You can't see the forest...

The purpose of a story is that it's a story. It can be more, but it can never be less.

Just a nice, polite Canadian.

Are you not entertained?

It's fanfiction all the way down.

Saddlesoap Opera is a Canadian Brony who loves to write and read fiction of nearly all kinds.

Amateur fanfic writer and reader. Sometimes I get dreams, dreams of ponies, and wish that someone would write a story based off them. So why not me?

Sipping iced coffee, penning pony tales, and spreading love—embracing the sweetness of existence, one adventure at a time! (CLOSED) Kofi! Commissions!

All that I touch seems to break in my hands, then it just bursts into flames.

If there is anything the nonconformist hates worse than a conformist, it's another nonconformist who doesn't conform to the prevailing standard of nonconformity.

Some weird person who writes stories about ponies. You should probably just ignore him.