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I don't mean to be rude, friend, but if you take one more diddly darn step right there, I'm gonna have to diddly darn snap your neck. And wowza, wouldn't that be a crummy juncture, huh?

Dying. Funny thing, that. It never happens how you expect it.

‘Tis I, a writer, togetherslapper of words.

What's that smell? Is it blood?!... No, it's a Snickers bar... But what is inside?

"But I don't want to go among mad people," Alice remarked. "Oh, you can't help that," said the Cheshire Cat: "We're all mad here."

Not a part of this fandom, but I do adore Equestria Girls films and shorts. Watch me weave fantastic tales based on them!

I am a brony in Wisconsin

Retired fanficion writer.

Property of Officer Hot-Pants.

♪ Kingdom of ships around me and it looks like I'm the queen ♫

A currently 15 year old Danish kid who writes fan fiction and plays video games

I'm a RPG gamer who writes for fun, however I don't mind doing one shot stories, so pm me if you want to make a request

A pony with too much time on his hooves and too much plot to work with, in more ways than one. Porn Pope (TM). Also on FA!

I like to write stories. Not too great at it though. Open to collaborate!

Just a big, tall dumbass that is trying to write words as soon as possible... And loves games. A lot. Also, I enjoy Roleplay. Feel free to PM me about it.

"And though she be but little, she is fierce." ~Shakespeare

"It's Meta. He hates everything. That's just his purpose; in denying it he would deny himself." -Officer Hot-Pants. "MetaKnight145, somewhat friendly misanthrope who lives on pornsites." -Mr. Grimdark

As the world around you moves you stand there motionless. Unable to talk and watching as the world around you collapses. Such is the way of life.

Welcome to the madness. And remember, goats are like sheep. If you shoot a waffle, I hate forks.

Unicorn Developer

Just a guy with a love for ponies and literature. Not very interesting at the moment, but I soon hope to change that. In the meantime, why not join me on a mystery tour?

More of a reviewer than a writer...

Derpy, Pinkie Pie, Sweetie Belle, Chrysalis. Myself, summed up in four MLP characters. I'm a deeply flawed individual, but if you can get past that, I'm sure we can be the best of friends.

I write imaginary stories about cartoon horses.

Wait, what? You want me to tell you something about myself before you talk to me? Buck that, just ask!

I write so that one day I may finally stop writing and be free, but these damn new ideas keep finding ways into my brain. I need to write more to vent them out!

Haven't been on since about 2014. Nearly 10 years have passed, and I'm back here. What a time.

Just a fella looking to finish what I started

I used to not watch MLP much, but after reading fics on this site, I had to write my own. Today, I'm a passionate fan with few complete fics, but a firm desire to finish all of my fics.

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Not much to say really, I write stories for the Brony Nation and the Pegasister Alliance that's all I do really.

Weeb with no life