Discovered ponies December 2013

A fan-fiction author and game programmer that lives in Glendale, CA.

Nothing special here, move along, nothing to see, just ignore the lump under the sheet and the red stuff...

Mostly harmless.

Stories about ponies are stories about people.

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"Anything described can be described s'more." -the Lolly Family

Hug your nearest alicorn.

“There are three things all wise men fear: the sea in storm, a night with no moon, and the anger of a gentle man.” - Patrick Rothfuss

Chaos rains, reins, and reigns.

Convention vendor, compulsive writer. I have a Patreon for monthly bills and a KoFi for tips.

“If the youth are not initiated into the tribe, they will burn down the village, just to feel its warmth.” — African proverb

Just trying to be better.

On the Sliding Scale Of Cynicism Vs. Idealism, I like to think of myself as being idyllically cynical. (Patreon, Ko-Fi.)

Virtually invisible to PaulAsaran

Perfect has seven letters and so does meeeeee. Ko-fi|Patreon

Forget not that I am a derp.

Our job is not to give readers what they want; our job is to show them things they never imagined. --Walt Williams

Too much to write; too little time

Many years ago, on my very first day on Earth, I was born. Two decades later I celebrated my twentieth birthday, and then I had a glass of water.

Stories about ponies are stories about people. Every challenge is an opportunity to change. My Patrons let me keep writing, at: https://www.patreon.com/RealStarscribe