Just some guy who started trying to actually write something after almost two years of lurking. Apparently people like to read the stuff that goes on in my head. Huh.

Current Writer Self-Challenge: Write a human in equestria story I can be proud of. Stigma be damned!

A Little Nonsense Now And Then Is Relished By The Wisest Men.

Young(ish), free and most definitely single. (Thank you for your time and effort, but no thank you.) Live south UK and work evening shifts, something which plays havoc with my writing.

She's looking at you. Yes you. And she is judging you with her eyes. There is no escape.

I Drink And Write One Story. Slowly. Now I Just Drink. I Have No Idea What I'm Even Doing Anymore

Like what I do? Leave a comment! All writers love comments!

Used to write a lot more on FimFic some time ago, left for a bit, but want to get into the groove again.

I have no idea what I'm doing.

Just some random guy. [Retired]

I am the darkness, the evil in men, the heart and mind of the swarm. Hatred is my sword, and heavy metal is my shield. You don't like me? too fuckin' bad.

What the hell is a pony?

Jack of all trades, master of none. I've got too many ideas and not enough time, so expect few updates on a bunch of stories.

Love is a verb, not a noun.

A Midwest brony who enjoys writing about adorkable unicorns and alien invasions. Come join me for XCOM 2 livestreams!

Just living the Canadian life. So cold, so very cold.

Too much to write; too little time

Done.

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

A ghost upon the moors, silent and absolute in its purpose.

Convicted Bibliophile (Buy me a coffee, will 'ya? https://ko-fi.com/flint_lock)

Be excellent to each other, and PARTY ON, DUDES! ~ Abraham Lincoln

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

Salad nipples.

If you can't laugh at anything, the world turns into a very dull place. Dead turtles, for instance...hilarious.

As of October 25th, 2022, I've retired from Fimfiction. I'll miss you.

I'm just a simple humorist, cartoonist, philanthropist, kinda-pissed, animator. And my love of cartoons stretches all the way to ponies. Expect PUNS.

pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here

I am convinced this entire website is the conglomerate of every known tumor in medical history.

The High Pope of Antagonistic Advocacy

Took a rather long Hiatus from FimFiction writing, but I'm back now, hopefully a bit more reliability

The last time I was in an orgy, three people died. It was a good day for me.