BOOM GOES THE DYNAMITE · 4:28am Jan 17th, 2013
That's right. Charlie Sheen.
Also, me.
This blog post isn't going to be long. I can't be arsed. I'm too busy swimming on candy and helium. I hope a truck crashes into me because then it will know the true meaning of happiness as my blood sprays across its metal frame and it drinks deeply of my joyous heart.