Somehow, some way, Rarity takes control of a story. With the infinite number of possibilities set before her because of this, she has only one thing in mind for how to change things. She wants to be the element of magic, not Twilight Sparkle. So, Rarity bends the fic to her command as we see what it would be like if Rarity took Twilight's place and threw everything off.

Thanks to Pageturner1988 for making the vector I used as a base for the page image.

I am your humble storyteller Spoony, and I am here to tell you of my own epic adventures of the past, so that you might laugh... and maybe learn.

Spoony is Silver Spoon's vastly different brother. Lately, he has had the privilege of being appointed head of theater for his school. When that school has the Cutie Mark Crusaders in it, he doesn't have much to work with. Still, he tries, so maybe things will be okay after all.

When Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash are asked to foal-sit the Cutie Mark Crusaders for the afternoon, only Pinkie seems to be particularly happy about it. However, the day will quickly turn into something that is both horrible and wonderful at the same time. Are any of these ponies ready? Probably not, but they're going to do it anyway. This is the story of what happens when you let Pinkie Pie read.

Rarity and Rainbow Dash don't like each other very much. However, they are both elements of harmony, so they decide this is a problem that needs to be fixed. Rather than have Twilight set up a sleepover, the pair go off for a weekend of hanging out and getting to know each other better. The only question is: how are the two most dissimilar ponies in Equestria going to spend ten minutes with each other, let alone a whole weekend?