I love ponies, and I love reading sex stories about them.

When life gives you lemons, extract the citric acid from the lemon juice and sell it as teeth whitener. Might as well make a quick quid when you're gonna die anytime soon.

I like to cut things.... it's my hobby!!!

"You may be a doctor, but I'm the Doctor. The definite article, you might say." - 4th Doctor

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