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"Gather ye rosebuds while ye may, Old Time is still a-flying, And this same flower that smiles today, Tomorrow will be dying."

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Total Words: 55,604
Estimated Reading: 3 hours


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While performing cloud duty on a quiet night, Flitter takes time out to reflect on the less-than-exemplary behaviour she's shown in the past.

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Daring Do has learned quite a few things about the harsh jungle during her time as Equestria's action archaeologist. But there's one thing she has yet to learn, and she will know its name...

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“Somethin’ tells me we ain’t in Ponyville no more, Winona.”

After being misled into drinking a mug of experimental tea in Twilight’s home, Applejack ends up jumping back and forth in pony history, and she doesn’t like it one bit. But the history books need editing: the stories aren’t following their original courses, and it’s getting worse with each century. Ponies are vanishing from their places in space-time. Now far away from home, Applejack just happens to fill a niche in a new discipline: time-travel rodeo.

With the guidance of Twilight Sparkle, who in turn is guided by Spike the dragon, who in turn is guided by a really snazzy Dewey Decimal System, Applejack must impersonate famous ponies from the past and re-enact the events that made Equestria history. It’s a tough job, but somepony has got to do it. Who better than ol’ reliable herself?

There’s just one catch: if she fails, Applejack will cease to exist.

With an assortment of astronomers, archaisms, after-eights, apothecaries, aardvarks, anti-ageing acid, atomic magic bombs, and – of course – lots and lots of apples.

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Applejack and her family are joined in this year's special apple harvest by Twilight, who's hoping for a nice relaxing evening of apple-picking...

A short random piece with no ostensible moral, unless "Don't think apple picking is easy" counts.

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Young Iron Will tries out his fledgling workshop on a certain difficult (and sulky) griffon.

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Think Flim and Flam got away a little too easily from Sweet Apple Acres? That was just the start of their humiliation conga, as this short story tells. A bit of lighthearted fun at the brothers' expense.

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Flash fictions and rather unusual experiments. Written just for fun. Five minute reads (mostly). Synopses can be found below.

Overkill - Random, Slice of Life
Two ponies are working their way through underground tunnels. Meanwhile, three pegasi are flying on a countdown. What could it all mean?

Bonbon's Wager - Comedy, Slice of Life
Lyra asks for Bonbon's opinion during an... unusual bet at Sweet Apple Acres.

The Campaign For Extra Trixie - Random, Comedy
What is the Campaign For Extra Trixie? Read here to find out!

PinkieStation3 - Comedy, Slice of Life
Pinkie Pie unveils her latest fun-making device to Rainbow Dash.

That One Summer Sun Celebration - Comedy, Slice of Life
An odd conversation during a Summer Sun Celebration in Ponyville.

Star Swirl's Inspiration - Dark
Star Swirl has shut himself away in his study, and his behaviour is... very odd...

Heliocentric - Slice of Life
Young filly Twilight thinks outside of the astronomer's box.

Daring Done and Dusted - Slice of Life
A young Daring Do tries out the local doughnut shop in Canterlot.

The Trojan Horse - Dark
In an age when the tribes still fought each other, the unicorns receive an unexpected gift from the pegasi.

Time Out Daring - Slice of Life
When adventurer archaeologists need a little time away from the excitement of it all, they always have family to turn to.

Spa Crazy - Comedy, Slice of Life
It occurs to the proprietors of the crystal pony spa that their products and the Equestrian Games have a bizarre connection.

Why Sisters Can't Have Nice Things - Comedy, Slice of Life
Flitter faces trouble when her sister notices a certain something is missing.

The Pinkie Brief - Comedy, Random
Pinkie is summoned to Canterlot to be briefed on a mission.

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The pegasus who would one day become Commander Hurricane started out as a grunt. A patrol officer for the captured town of Pteryx, Hurricane recalls one incident during her time there that changed her view of the Pegasus Empire -- and of her close friend, Pansy.

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