Hello? Is this thing on?

Wow, it's been a while.

Anyways, uh, hey there. It's me, that one guy, Cyneryk. I don't exactly know why I'm making this blog post. It feels... weird. Nostalgic, even. Meh. I'll get over it.

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I'm going to make this short and sweet. I had something nice typed out, but apparently, Fimfic decided to delete it all for me, and I do not have the patience.

I'm done.

That's it. No more. All of my stories are hereby cancelled(sucks, because I still like Made of Glass, even though only a handful of people actually gave a shit about it), my presence on Fimfiction with be terribly scarce. You will probably not see much of me for a while now.

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So, for those of you who are following me and have read When Words Aren't Enough, I just have a question for you.

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Hello, readers of "The Saddest Story"! In case you don't know who I am(Or just don't care, like me) I'm Cyneryk, the stories author.

This is probably fairly overdue, but no need to fret! While the story hasn't been updated in a few months, I'm pleased to announce that an update for it will be arriving sometime this week(?), I speculate. Wooooo!

More gore! More blood! More books of mass destruction!

Oh God, it hurts.

-Cyneryk

Hey! You there!

Yes you! In the computer chair/bed/library/place!

Are you bored? Don't speak! I already know the answer! You're reading stories about cartoon horses getting laid on the internet! Of course you're bored~!

Wanna play some games? Wanna hang out and do nothing productive with your life?(Still)

Add me on Skype! We can play different internet games together! You play Town of Salem? Me too! You play Cards Against Humanity? Me too!

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Here is the deal.

If you followed me "just to". Then do me a favor. Unfollow me. Yeah. That's right. You heard me. Do it.

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Hello, all my wonderful followers of Fimfiction? How is your day going? Any fun adventures to share? No? Good. Because I'm bored, and decided to make a blog in spite of it. That's great for all of you! Because I'm suuuuure you're just dying to learn more about me, my writing habits, and the pointless shit that I experience in my life that threaten to send me into manic fits of mental instability. And I'm just ready to share!

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Oi. So, I'm working on multiple different things now, and I couldn't help but notice that the coverart for We're Still Sinners is absolute shit. Would anyone be up for making a new one? Doesn't have to include all seven of the sin ponies, but I'd like it to. No worries. There's some cold hard money and/or sexual favors involved if you do. If interested, send me a message and an example of one of your artworks.

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I feel like someone should explain this to me, before I begin to lose every bit of sanity that I have come to earn through my miserably morbid life.

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Okay, it may not exactly be a mixtape, but it is... well, something. I've put a lot of work into this story as it was, and I'd appreciate some views and whatnot. Two months on three chapters on it's own. Whew. I'm actually really proud of myself. So check it out. Have some feels. Have a laugh. Have a good time.

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