I have no idea what I'm doing.

fuckcing fdskaiil mkeeee

I will follow you all

American princess, former genius, pop icon, satirist, food critic, feminist, great-great-great-great-great-granddaughter of a convicted witch, and the occasional aesthete. B) wbu

Gamer Luna is the best pony

God this account is old wtf.

Showing you the darker, more realistic side of MLP in my writing. Smoking, swearing and being a bastard, but that's nothing new with me. Got a cigarette?

I shall vow to follow everyone.

Reloading the Story Canon.

Retired, but I still check in.

i have cancer

"It's Meta. He hates everything. That's just his purpose; in denying it he would deny himself." -Officer Hot-Pants. "MetaKnight145, somewhat friendly misanthrope who lives on pornsites." -Mr. Grimdark

I believe that the most dangerous weapon to man is a silver tongue.

Hail to the Daleks, baby... "An angry, Whovian nerd with a Nightmare Moon fetish." - Stiggerzz.

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[2/19/2014 9:24:53 PM] Merlos The Mad: Turtle, word on the street is your being you [2/19/2014 9:24:56 PM] Merlos The Mad: stop that

The last time I was in an orgy, three people died. It was a good day for me.

It's a dog eat dog world

I should probably put something here, shouldn't I?

I like to edit so just PM me if you want me to edit for your fic

Some guy from Canada

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I'm a Catholic whore, currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black Jewish boyfriend who works at a military abortion clinic. Hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon.

I just hope to entertain people with my fancy horse words. I always appreciate criticism.

There and back again.

Derpy, Pinkie Pie, Sweetie Belle, Chrysalis. Myself, summed up in four MLP characters. I'm a deeply flawed individual, but if you can get past that, I'm sure we can be the best of friends.