Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!
I don't know what you're talking about, I've always looked like this.
Someone who needs to write far more than they currently do! x.x
Absentee fanfic-author. Formerly known as donald trump card, a celebrity pun that was maybe funny in 2012 but HAS NOT AGED WELL.
Also known as Mr. Literal, or if you prefer, 'that guy'.