Apologies to all who've been following my fanfic The Epic Quest To Mount Button's Mum, but as of today I am officially cancelling it, meaning it will no longer receive updates. This decision has been a long time coming, and I would rather state it outright than leave the story hanging indefinitely under 'incomplete' status. Simply put, it'd take far too long for me to complete this story, and I'm just not willing to put the effort into it anymore. I'm done.

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24 plushies? That's an academy record!

(Also starring my desktop image)

Do as the biscuits say, people.

Pros:

- When you shoot enemies in the head, parts of their head explode and they'll be wandering around with half a head.
- The main character loses stamina really quickly, which is good because it makes me feel better about myself and my level of physical fitness.
- The save point areas have really nice, relaxing music.
- You can fall into a vat of blood and your clothes will clean themselves. Fak you, Persil!

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I've been splashing my cash a little bit recently, and have just got my hands on three games that I've wanted for quite some time. They'll certainly keep me busy for a good long while. (Sherlock Holmes: Crimes and Punishments is brilliant, by the way.)

But alas, something evil lurks within one of these games... Something dark, terrible and damning... What could it possibly be?

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So it's been nearly eight months since I last updated 'No Regrets.' I have no-one to blame but myself, of course, and the fact that my passion for fanfiction is constantly dwindling as I pursue other outlets. But just as a heads up to everyone who happens to be following it, it is not dead. In fact, I've written about 5,000 words of the next chapter, and I hope to have it completed by... oh, let's say, two weeks' time. (To give myself a bit of leeway)

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I just got the CMC this morning. My happiness levels are above average today.

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If you're not following or haven't read up to chapter 7 of my fic The Epic Quest To Mount Button's Mum then this blog doesn't concern you at all, and it's for the best if you leave right now. If you are following my fic and you're thinking, "What? But there isn't a chapter 7!" then you should leave too, because that way you can still save yourself from having details spoiled from the chapter I deleted. That should leave only the readers who happened to have read chapter 7

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Yup. I guess so.

2/10 IGN "Would not read again."

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