"OH GOD, THEY'RE LAPDANCING ME!" -Steel, 2015 - Aspiring author, artist with absolutely no skill yet a lot of wants, and just your typical, all-around lover of MLP fanfiction. That's me.

I swear every time I blink this site has fifteen new features. Six months isn't /that/ long a time to blink, is it?

You are exceptionally shanazzy!

space is a waste

Warning: Corrosive

Welcome to the party

Just a guy stumbling through this crazy life

Machine-God be praised. Also, call me "Mago-Five" and I'll forcefully shove a chainblade mechadendrite up your rectum. I mean it. Don't do it.

I'm a girl who lives in Midland,Texas

sorry no bio not yet

Veteran user who used to be obsessed with this show. Though my interest may have waned, the love in my heart shall never die!

I like Ponies, especially pegasus ponies.

ponies are ok i guess

aka Mr. Chaos of the "Harry Potter: Pokemon Master Series", "Authors of Our Own Fate", and "A Man of Iron"

Hey, Bait here. I used to write ponyfiction when not procrastinating. Now I write completed stuff by not procrastinating. Thanks for giving me a place to start out FIMFiction

Somewhere in the USA. Probably older than you. And something about MLP:FIM makes me want to write stories. Unfortunately, being gainfully employed cuts into my writing time.

This is my contribution to all the witty and unique descriptions that everyone aside from me seemingly has on this damned site. You're welcome.

Writer of stories!

I like hanging stuff on cliffs. They dangle so nicely till the next chapter arrives.

time is a crime

Lurker who decided to try his hoof at fanfiction. God help me.

Author, dreamer, adventurer, scientist, High Prince of Appledashery, and bonafide lover of sadfics and the Great American Cheeseburger.

Bicken' back and bein' bool 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. I'm Jack: writer/editor/stoner.