Two fun loving guards put a new spin on the term "national security". To them, everypony is a threat, and they must let nothing stop the Royal Wedding. It takes place right before the wedding, and during it. Watch as they use Chloroform, hilarious forms of interrogation, and weaponized apple pie on ponies who probably don't deserve it.
This is my first fic, so feel free to criticize constructively.
NOTE: I will add more character tags as it becomes necessary.