A guy who writes about fat horse, among other things. If that's not your thing, no one's stopping you from looking someplace else.

June 30 1977, Single, Male, current age 42, working fast food job, living alone

Everyone Needs A Creeper, A Personal Space And Privacy Grim Reaper. Also Hail Minty p.s. I'll steal yo gurl, yo husbund, yo house, yo cids, yo dawg, and yo side bae

I'm just some 29-year old dude from Canada hoping to become a screenplay writer one day. That's all.

Losing my mind, and proud of it!

"Her crews are babes or madmen? Her port is all to make? You're manned by Truth and Science, and you steam for steaming's sake?" - Rudyard Kipling "The Three-Decker"

I'm just a guy who likes writing some terrible-ass stories.