Howdy, I’m Burt.

Admirer of Sunset Shimmer and Adagio Dazzle

Hug your nearest alicorn.

Author and dramatic reader from YouTube. All your pony are belong to us.

Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!

I do be writing. You do be reading

The universe's strangest individual.

As of October 25th, 2022, I've retired from Fimfiction. I'll miss you.

Something-something horse narrations.

silver medalist in the retard olympics ♪~ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ