uuhhh… Something about uhh… sawing off horns for a Mohawk or some super edgy shit like that. Ummm… Maybe we kill them all again… or for the first time, perhaps? Something something that magic bullshit actually healed them because I really can’t be bothered to write about them still being crippled and shit because that shit isn’t intense. Magic, I ain't gotta explain shit, bitch. Fucking spike, he is in their side now; the little fucker. And uhh.. He is like… He found god and shit, so he is all

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>use magic to force diarrhea upon those to dare challenge us
>Eat bus stop
>Tell somebody that you doubt their power
>enter pie eating contest
>bet a phat stack of quatloos on doobie
>use magic to beam doobies stomach contents into space
>accidently beam doobies guts into space
>enter horse
>steal spines
>raid fridge
>break into house and pretend that nothing is wrong and act normal
>Ask what time dinner is
>bury brad
>take mai waifu back
>spill beans on carpet
>lie down

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http://www.fimfiction.net/story/66187/doobie-and-magic-matt-ruin-everything

All M$ Paint drawings, of course.

Doobie reacting to Matt touching his easy-bake-oven

Magic Matt lying in a pool of his own piss while painfully sprouting wings and a horn

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