You are going to LOVE ME!

I write horse words.

Just a friendly cyborg dragon-bug thingy

I draw OCs... I also pretend to be writing a fic, but let's be honest, I am never going to get past page ten. Oh... nevermind.

I want nothing more than to bring a smile to your face with a light-hearted clopfic! If you want to bring a smile to mine, leave a comment!

"Writing is easy. All you do is stare at a blank sheet of paper until drops of blood form on your forehead." ~Gene Fowler

Fimfic's own Twitch Whore. Catch me on stream!

Convicted Bibliophile (Buy me a coffee, will 'ya? https://ko-fi.com/flint_lock)

Be who you are and do what you like. Those who mind won't matter and those who matter won't mind. ~Dr. Seuss~

Yea, I'm a writer and I occasionally freelance as an editor or collaborator.

TittySparkles is pretty based, writes great porn that I can rub one off to on a weekly basis, and she has no problem telling societies leftie rejects to fuck off. - Anonymous

pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here

A clopfic author.

I like ponies.

Jack of all Trades. That accurately sums it up.

A crazy winter lover who likes to write, blog, and cartograph about the fun and inconsequential.

I'm doing stuff, Carl. Thiiiiiiiiiiings

I'm a Catholic whore, currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black Jewish boyfriend who works at a military abortion clinic. Hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon.

If you close your eyes, it's like nothing's ever changed.

Assume that I've placed some meaningful quote here that will make you reevaluate your perspective on life in twenty-five words or less.

Out at sea, rockin' steam dreams and pilot valves... Deuces.

Mixed greens and poison ivy salad, rocket fuel vinaigrette | Hundred-proof spirits from the fountain of wisdom | Iced Ko-Fi, scalding glances.

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I'm just a simple, southern man that loves ponies, Star Wars, ridiculousness, and adorable things. I'm also an ex-Navy nuclear machinists mate, and life long martial artist.

aka Mr. Chaos of the "Harry Potter: Pokemon Master Series", "Authors of Our Own Fate", and "A Man of Iron"

I am an pretty filly.

I write second-person sensual fiction featuring you and your favourite ponies. If there's anything you'd like to know, just ask, I'm always happy to answer questions!

Just getting started on this site, hope to make stories people will remember. 18 years old, and I love to write.

A good story isn't measured by how long it is, but by how long it stays with you.

"If you've never had Cassius review your story...think carefully because it is a haunting experience that will scar you for life." -Cold in Gardez

Captain Cutie on duty!

I write lots and lots of horse words; everything from comedy to drama. If you like what I write, please support me on Patreon.