A guy who occasionally likes ponies but always loves pirates.
"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5
"Gold for the merchant, silver for the maid / Copper for the craftsman, cunning in his trade / 'Good', laughed the Baron, sitting in his hall / But iron - cold iron - shall be the master of them all."
Okay, now I know the empty bottle of whiskey on my desk 'looks' bad, but there's a perfectly sober explanation.