The last time I was in an orgy, three people died. It was a good day for me.

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

Out at sea, rockin' steam dreams and pilot valves... Deuces.

The High Pope of Antagonistic Advocacy

Music ponies are best ponies.

As I stroke each letter key The only thing that concerns me Is that my fingers dance so well To create a perfect story to tell

Hoopy's just this guy, you know?

Boop.

This account is no longer in use. I'm leaving it up so people can read my stuff. If you need to contact me, send an email to dawnfade@gmail.com

I do things for the internet, sometimes unspeakable things, most of the time just editing for pony stories though.

Some people just want to watch the world burn. I am not one of them.

I am a conglomerate of Engineeriological and Writeological forces with a Ponypreneurial spirit.

Fabulous, darling.

My inspirations include Mount Rushmore, Satan, and coffee.

I write the pone, I read the pone, I love the pone. I also accept Paypal donations if you like my stories: https://paypal.me/lotusteadragon

College student working on improving his shtick.

Some British twonk who wrote some horse words I suppose