Somedays, I sit, looking at the stars. I muse and wonder. I meditate and reflect. And I find the miracle in a new day of life. Especially since I swallowed so much glass the day before.

"Violence for violence is the rule of beasts" - Barack Obama

This is a superfluous feature and you should feel superfluous.

The future depends on me, and my horde of Evil Overlords.

Inspired by the antics of a good friend. Imploding Colon

To those on Ponychan and in my emails to EQD, I'm Writer's Block. I don't know who has the name here. Such is the roll of the dice I guess. Well, I hope you enjoy my work.

He who overcomes shall inherit all things.

okay now kiss!

reconstructing the deconstruction

I've been writing and selling stories for longer than a lot of folks reading this have been alive. Check Baal Bunny for more!

Beneath the microscope, you contain galaxies.

Thanks, but please don't send me cash "tips." Instead, support this charity: The Fletcher Street Urban Riding Club.

I'm an experienced writer and editor who happens to like ponies.

You know you're chiller and you're flipper and you're hipper than that. So face your demon, stop screamin', and pummel it flat! | Soon™

I'm the creator and lead developer of Fimfiction

Former author and proofreader/editor/fanfic troubleshooter.

Hope you laughed or learned something.

I used to be relevant!

Try not to take me too seriously. I am an idiot with a shitty sense of humour.

Why 'Inquisitor'? Because 'Forty two': the most important lesson I ever learned. Any answer is worthless until you have the right question. Author, editor, critic, but foremost, a philosopher.

I'm also known as "Huh?" over on fimchan. Also, I'm nitpicky (part of the reason for my username). On an unrelated note, "buck" is a terrible stand-in for "fuck."

Be kind. For everyone you meet, life is a hard battle.

I AM THE THREADBARE NIGHTMARE! I AM THE IRASCIBLE STOCKING! I AM THE FOOTWEAR OF YOUR DISCONTENT!

- No Bio provided. Dia II is better, anyway. -

Author, former Royal Canterlot Library curator, and the (retired) reviewer at One Man's Pony Ramblings.

Cloudy writes stories. Cloudy likes it when ponies like each other maybe a little too much and sometimes end up in love. Cloudy writes stories about these things, often.

Patreon | Ko-fi are available for subscriptions/donations! Helping pay my bills helps me write more!

Makes ponies cry

How did you find your way here? Nobody here but us ghosts.

I wrote some stories for you. I hope you enjoy them.

Let the child inside alive. Leave all who would slay them far behind.

A groovy mystery, gang.

space is a waste

Stories about ponies are stories about people.