Once upon a time, I dreamt of being a mad scientist when I grew up. After much consideration, I realised that science is quite hard. So I became a mad writer instead, which is much easier. True story.

BACK FROM THE DEAD!

Don't spend your whole youth saving up for your old age, instead spend your youth doing what you want. Deal with the rest later. You'll be forgotten in 100 years, so might as well enjoy life now.

The thought "Oh no, not this guy again," given human form.

Shut up. Just write.

A published, rookie author with a love of ponies.Be warned, my fics tend to be nucking futz.

An American who doesn't go to cons. Follow me on my Tumblr and on Fanfiction.net.

Out at sea, rockin' steam dreams and pilot valves... Deuces.

30/Male/Soviet Alaska