An enigma as vexing as life itself.

Also known as "TtheWriter" on youtube, if you're into Dungeons and Dragons stuff. :3

I love psychology and writing. I tend to write origional/experimental stories. I am the head of the School for New Writers and the EFNW writing track. My new favorite quote is "Why so ˈsir-ē-əs?"

For the winds of kovator beeya!

"Gold for the merchant, silver for the maid / Copper for the craftsman, cunning in his trade / 'Good', laughed the Baron, sitting in his hall / But iron - cold iron - shall be the master of them all."

Captain Cutie on duty!

"Who is more to be pitied, a writer bound and gagged by policemen or one living in perfect freedom who has nothing more to say?" - Kurt Vonnegut

Okay, now I know the empty bottle of whiskey on my desk 'looks' bad, but there's a perfectly sober explanation.

I'm the creator and lead developer of Fimfiction

I swear every time I blink this site has fifteen new features. Six months isn't /that/ long a time to blink, is it?

I'm the creator of Otakuworld.com, Jenniverse.com, the computer game Boppin', numerous online comics, novels, and tons of other wonderful things. I really love MLP:FiM.

Your friendly neighborhood mechanic / fanfic writer. Don't worry, I'm good at both! :D

I'm making this account to post my Changed changeling stories. My Little Dashie inspired me to write it. My FA contains Adult Content. Be aware please if you are underage to not go there.

8000 soldiers!

Hi, I'm TAW. I write terrible erotic my little pony fan fiction about cartoon horses having sex with each other, or vaguely defined human audience-inserts, for fun. Because... uh. I have no shame?

Hello. My name is Fate and I'm fictional. That's right. I don't actually exist. But I love living here at Fimfiction and I look forward to meeting you all!

Tired always.

Hey, Harry Leferts here from Nova Scotia, Canada. Hopefully you'll enjoy my stories.

Machine-God be praised. Also, call me "Mago-Five" and I'll forcefully shove a chainblade mechadendrite up your rectum. I mean it. Don't do it.

My name was Razorbeam, and I am retired. (From Fanfiction)

Used to be Gordon Freeman

A fan-fiction author and game programmer that lives in Glendale, CA.

I'm an avid writer that enjoys creating human x pony romance stories. If you like what you've read, then perhaps you'd Buy Me A Coffee?

And thou camith down Krass who holdth the commandments, he pointed out thou sinners who had broketh thy rule and he broughth down his ban hammer to bare. and all was good. -ArchangelDoom