I'm not even sure when I made these, but who cares. I found this old compilation on my DA page and decided I would post it on here.
Friday: Snips stars as Smokey and Snails stars as Craig as the pair faces challenges of life in South Central Ponyville. Basically they get high and a bunch of stuff happens.
Pinkface: Armed with her Pinkie sense, a load of cocaine, and a massive amount of ammo, Pinkamena Diane Montana must try to save herself and her friends from a large hit squad sent by The Great and Powerful Drug Lord Trixie.
I might do more of these if I can find the weed.
Let's see how many dislikes this can get!

Two years ago I wrote this and posted it on Deviant Art. The feedback I received was so good that it pretty much became the reason I began writing pony fiction on my spare time. It was not even that good, but from the one fic i received almost 500 views, 11 favorites, and 15 watchers. This is my attempt to revamp this shipping.

In an alternate universe of hardship and despair, the tyrannical despony Celestia has reigned for almost eleven hundred years. Her sister Luna, an upstart who had almost succeed once in overthrowing her rule a thousand years prior, had just returned from her forced exile to rule as a figurehead by Celestia's side.
Even in the midst of the ciaos and confusion, ponies had still managed to live normal, productive lives. Pinkie Pie was still a party planner, Rarity still designed clothes, Rainbow Dash still cleared the clouds, and Flutter Shy still watched the animals. Twilight Sparkle still lived with her friends in Ponyville, but the elements of harmony were never used.
Now an ordinary farm pony has met the defunct Princess of the Night, and a lasting love is born. From this forbidden love affair, a revolution is brewing, but will the mane six you love survive it?

Forget everything you know.

This is Applejack, farmer, animal keeper, bachelors degree holder, and evil enchantress. Yes that's right, evil enchantress. AJ tells her story, about the dilemma of being confined to the form of an earth pony, the need for something greater, and the discovery of her full potential with Zecora's help. Despite warnings from her zebra teacher, Applejack seeks out the occult, with some less than desired results.

Caution: contains brief Scootabuse

Rainbow Dash is a huge lesbian (who knows Lesbia isnt an actual place) who loves mares and is only out for cunnilingus... or so she thought, until Twilight's cousin, a famous Canterlot rapper, shows up in Ponyville as an attempt to try and escape his ever growing fame.

"No this isn't racist because I'm black" - Richard Pryor
Bart the Zebra has a tough life as a railroad worker until the day he hits the boss in the head with a shovel and is condemned to death. Meanwhile the original town of Appleoosa is dealing with thugs from the same railroad company destroying their town and killing their sheriff. When the townsponies appeal to the Princess for help, a very rich and greedy Attorney General steps in on behalf of the railroad (which he owns) and decides to send the zebra on death row to be the new sheriff. Can Bart save the town before the earth ponies kill him?
This was a commission from someone that I wrote last year, EqD said it was waaaaaay too offensive to zebras lol

features ancestors of all mane 6

Discord and Queen Chrysalis, two of Equestria's most wanted, find themselves stranded in the desert with very few options... so how the hell did love ensue? This is the incredibly stupid tale of how two vile villains found love in an unexpected way, and used it to be even worse villains.
Maybe I should stop getting blazed before I write these?

Zebrafarians are loyalists of the Old Zebra Kingdom who are known for a few weird ways... including the use of herb smoking in meditation. Before the fall of the Zebra Kingdom, the ambassador (a half unicorn/half zebra) just so happens to get lucky with none other than the most powerful pony to ever live, Princess Celestia. Albeit the two share a lot in common, their relationship cannot be because of Celestia's position of power. After going through great lengths to hide their love child from the world, a powerful and malicious cult ruins Celestia's image by leaking the story to the world as a part of a much larger evil scheme.
Now it is up to Hadrian, the youngest alicorn alive, to save the world... but will our pot smoking zebrafarian friend have what it takes?