I do be writing. You do be reading

8000 soldiers!

I write about small pastel-colored ponies and do bad things to them. Ask me about anything, I love talking about my stories even more than writing them.

I tried so far… and got so hard… but in the end, it didn't even matter at all. (Direct Support)

TittySparkles is pretty based, writes great porn that I can rub one off to on a weekly basis, and she has no problem telling societies leftie rejects to fuck off. - Anonymous

Moved on.

You ever wonder why we're here?

dude i'm so good at nfts they used to call me "the blockchain ballerina"

I should probably put something here, shouldn't I?