"...as for the Why: beyond the obvious financial motivation, it's exceedingly simple... because I can."

Still alive

Everyone Needs A Creeper, A Personal Space And Privacy Grim Reaper. Also Hail Minty p.s. I'll steal yo gurl, yo husbund, yo house, yo cids, yo dawg, and yo side bae

Yo Way Yo, Home Va-Ray, Yo Ay-Rah, Jerhume Brunnen-G

I like to cut things.... it's my hobby!!!

A purveyor of intelligent literary commentary some of the time, and whatever I feel like the rest of the time.

Derpy, Pinkie Pie, Sweetie Belle, Chrysalis. Myself, summed up in four MLP characters. I'm a deeply flawed individual, but if you can get past that, I'm sure we can be the best of friends.

Hiya, I'm Lucky! Lucky Narcissus Strikes, if we're being formal. Thanks for clicking on my face! Why don't you make yourself comfortable and I'll get us some tea?

I will follow you all

I write things.

I'm a 15 year old jackass

That one guy who watches other guys write stories about extra dimensional sapient ponies.

We are one, we are many. We are, Xenomorphs!

I love donuts and ponies, therefore i am a dony.