SEMEN STAINS THE MOUNTAINTOPS

Who let the dogs out?

Like a dragon, most of my time is spent hibernating, then pure terror. Also horse words.

Lipstick on her reefer, waiting... for a match...

I honestly don't do much here any more, but because of a couple stories I check it almost daily. PM me and I'll see it...(Also, We're All A little Crazy is alive)

I am the love that is born of hate. I am tolerance on the wings of prejudice. I am God-King of OCs and Eternal Spirit of Political Incorrectness. I am Niggertron, and together we are mighty.

I will follow you all

Ummm..... I give up!!! Can't do this, I give up, ask me later!!!

This is a bio. Fear me. Also, ponies. That is all.

I still check this website for some reason. I might post a blog about music every now and then, and sometimes update the Youtube link below for good music I've recently discovered.

I'm a Catholic whore, currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black Jewish boyfriend who works at a military abortion clinic. Hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon.

"Entropy has come and gone in this place..."

two telepaths having a conversation. halcyon 25 they/their

I have fallen so far behind, I'm still writing about ideas I had in Season 3.

"I still can't wait to lose my virginity conquering Poland with Goldenwing." - /mlp/

Recently back from the dead; I conquered all of Hell.

"Often when you want a sandwich, you don't have one. Often when you have a sandwich, you don't want one."

Machine-God be praised. Also, call me "Mago-Five" and I'll forcefully shove a chainblade mechadendrite up your rectum. I mean it. Don't do it.

• I'm one book short of a trashy paperback trilogy, written entirely in crayon. "Dense and vague, yet unimaginably interesting." - Regidar.

time is a crime

Forever known as Mr. Diddelz

Moose lips sink ships!

Hope you laughed or learned something.

I like to read and review things. I also write about horses and horse related material.

irresistible

I'm not a professional writer, I'm just someone writing fics for fun and nothing more.

I'm back, I guess.

I'm The Sentient Cloud, a now-retired fanfiction writer from New Zealand. If you're looking at this, then you've probably already found your way to either "The Piano Man" or "Those Who Came Before".

So long, and thanks for all the fish! Remember to love each other.