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Forget not that I am a derp.

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An enigma as vexing as life itself.

I'm your friendly neighborhood riffer. Except when I'm not. I also write pony words and review them. I hope to serve.

Writer, blogger, saucy chat mom, occasional bitch. Hablo español. She/her/ella.

Hi! I'm some guy who flails at a keyboard and then suddenly has popular changeling fanfiction. If anybody finds out how I did it, please tell me.

I shall deconstruct, make fun, and parody everything in existence. And whether you like it or not, I don't care.

“If the youth are not initiated into the tribe, they will burn down the village, just to feel its warmth.” — African proverb

Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

This sneaky fox, always clad in a blue mask and gloves, has long been a bane of unwary travelers with loose accouterments.

Aspiring to live under a bridge, but the man keeps holding me down.

I like ponies.

Shut up. Just write.

I'm just full of bad ideas*. *By "bad ideas", I mean stories that are pony porn. Just clarifying.

Hi, I'm TAW. I write terrible erotic my little pony fan fiction about cartoon horses having sex with each other, or vaguely defined human audience-inserts, for fun. Because... uh. I have no shame?

Im Batman...err...Mare-do-well!

I write about Rari-Twi, Twi-Luna, Twi-Lestia, and combinations of these. On a long hiatus. Thanks for reading!

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

Diminutive Equine Novelist

Everyone has a story. The question to ask is, what do you want others to read in yours?

if you have become human enough to cry, then all the magic in the world cannot change you back

A fellow traveler...

My name is Donny's Boy. I ship ponies.

Hello everypony My name is Bill O'Reilly, I'm a political commenter on Fox news. When I'm not busy curing gays with prayer I like to write stories about ponies. God Bless America.

I have no idea what i'm doing.