... COMPLETELY hung over from drinking way too much, think right around that point where you AREN'T barfing up a storm but still going to regret life tomorrow, and I open my computer, and find a partially written one-shot story. The grammar is awful, the spelling is laughable, and at one point, I completely went off onto a tangent about how politics suck, but other than that, I think my drunken self began an alright story.